In our
city on Vancouver Island we still have a local newspaper. One of the
regular items in the newspaper is the "Beefs and Bouquets". One of my beefs won the number 9 spot in the top 10 Beefs of the Year. I have copied it in
its entirety below.
BEEF To the woman who went into the trees in
our yard to tinkle. She was undoing her pants as she was running from her car
to the trees so it was pretty obvious what she was up to. Does she realize she
is next to a 24-storey building with a clear view of her makeshift toilet? At
least I hope she was only tinkling.
Here is a
link to the Newspaper’s
top ten Beefs of the Year.
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